パルプ・フィクション

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『クエンティン・タランティーノ　映画に愛された男』 公開記念『パルプ・フィクション』を 8月11日より全国36館でリバイバル上映決定

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Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars.

Okay, what you want to know?

Hash is legal there, right?

It’s legal, but it ain’t 100% legal.

You just can’t walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin’ away. I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

Those are hash bars?

Yeah. It breaks down like this. It’s legal to buy it. It’s legal to own it. And if you’re the proprietor of a hash bar, it’s legal to sell it. It’s illegal to carry it, but-but that doesn’t matter, ‘cause get a load of this. If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it’s illegal for them to search you. I mean, that’s right the cops in Amsterdam don’t have.

Oh, man! I’m going’. That’s all there is to it. I’m fuckin’ going’.

I know, baby. You’d dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

What?

It’s the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it’s just there, it’s little different.

Example.

You can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don’t mean just like no paper cup. I’m talking’ about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald’s. You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

They don’t call it a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese?

They got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter-Pounder is.

What do they call it?

They call it a Royale with Cheese.

Royale with Cheese.

That’s right.

What do they call a Big Mac?

Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

Le Big Mac.

What do they call a Whopper?

I don’t know. I didn’t go into Burger King. You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

What?

Mayonnaise.

Goddamn!

I seen ‘em do it, man. They fuckin ‘em in that shit.

Yuck.

allow me to retort

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of righteous man… is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish… and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper… and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother’s. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

bring out the gimp.

I think the gimp’s sleepin’.

Then I guess you’ll just have to go wake him up now, won’t you?